#sleep thoughts

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

Everybody wants to do something with Tim, Jason, and Damian, knowing assassins and shit, but no one acknowledges Bruce knowing assassins

A lot more than they do because he’s known them longer than they’ve been alive

There's seriously no fanfictions that are just Bruce. It's always about the kids, and Bruce just reacting in shock or something stupid

2.

Want more stories of Bruce in the League of Assassins

There’s a bunch of Jason and Tim and whatever, but I don’t care about those at all

I just want Bruce

“Oh, Tim is Ra’s favorite because-“ don’t care

“Oh, Ra’s loves Jason because-“ donttttt care

I want the og, the first person in the family to even know the League of Shadows. And not just romance with Talia. No offense to that girl, but I'm just not the biggest fan. She's fine, but not my favorite or anything

I just want Bruce being a badass without all the glory going to his kids or someone else

3.

Bruce gets so stunned anytime someone remembers him

Like, he’s shocked when Dick comes back to the manor with a small trinket and says, “When I saw it, it made me think of you.”

He truly believes that he doesn’t exist in anyone’s mind until they need him for money or something else

It always makes him want to cry whenever he realizes that he actually holds a place in someone’s heart, and he’s on their mind

4.

Bruce got one really, really good tan in his life. He's already a fucking Adonis in his everyday life, but the tan just did something to people

He fucking hated it

And made sure to wear SPF 1000 forever so it'll never happen again. He usually gets pink from the sun, but this time he was lucky

Gotham society mourns hot and sexy tanned Bruce Wayne

They love him being pale, of course, they do. They love him no matter what

But it was dangerous seeing him tanned. People fainted on the street just from seeing him

5.

Hate it when people dumb down Batman just to uplift the kids or others in the Justice League

For some reason, it’s like only one person can be smart at a time?

Like, if you acknowledge that Tim is good with computers, suddenly Dick doesn’t even know how to work his phone without sounding like an idiot

Suddenly, Oliver or Hal needs to prove to everyone that Batman is actually an idiot who was trying to get them killed on his mission plan??

Or Bruce has become completely incompetent because they choose to have one of his children do a better job than him at absolutely everything, and he’s actually just a hindrance

Yes, Bruce acknowledges that his kids will eventually get better than him in the future, but why are we making him completely obsolete and stupid???

And if it’s focused on one of the batkids, everyone else is so stupid and useless compared to them

It’s so annoying

6.

Remembered a fic I read years ago on fanfic.net where I was so pissed off, I never finished it

It was Barry Allen-centric, I'm pretty sure

There was a villain that was going to show the memories of the most traumatized person in the League for whatever reason, and Bruce was so cocky and arrogant that it would be him

Then Barry gets super mad and yells at him that he’s never experienced that kind of trauma that he has, and that he’s only looking for an excuse to be mean and emo to people

And Bruce was portrayed to be in the wrong in this situation, like he's been overacting about his trauma the entire time

It’s like they think only one person can have trauma, and it’s a competition to see who has more trauma

Neither of these characters would act like that, and I had a dream about it after so many years, and it pissed me off once again

7.

Bruce has constant migraines. They’re really, really, really bad. He throws up from time to time.

Can’t have any light or sound in the room, or else he’ll simply die from the overstimulation

At first, none of his kids took him seriously because Bruce would constantly push himself past his limits whenever they said they needed him

But one day, while helping out one of the kids, he just completely shut down and wasn’t able to even think without being in excruciating pain

They now leave him alone after getting the biggest angry scolding from Alfred because Bruce threw up all over the floor and passed out

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today's half asleep note from my phone is:

Supernatural Style:

Dean winchester: "keep it short, keep it brief. if they are talking crap about you not being there, say some cocky pop culture references and move on."

Sam winchester: "Be kind, take no shit, use the lore of the Bible and smite them with the back talk you deal with"

Bobby singer: "if they ever create problems, called them idijits and yell "Balls" then move on with your days."