prompts: yellowjackets - 3x01.
maybe it was one of us. come on.
i'm just not gonna freak out.
they were doing weird cult shit in the woods.
i really think you need to talk to them.
fսck it. you want to just get a pizza and a quart of fudge ripple? we can eat it on the roof.
i literally just told you to go fuck yourself, and you're asking me out?
[name], have you been chronic smoking?
i was just decoy, biyatch.
do be quick, every minute away from you is torture.
they worked for 12 days and nights to feed the very fire that destroyed their home.
you can't… you can't just doordash human entrails.
i know he doesn't want to talk to me, but if you could just put him on for one second.
you know, it's okay to be angry about what happened to [name].
handy lesbians for the win.
i deeply appreciate it, my queen.
i know it's disgusting but i think we should start eating more of it.
are you asking me if i want to go or telling me i have to?
please, come stay in my room.
we call to [name]. now with the wilderness, guide us.
they've just returned to a place that waits for all of us.
after everything that's happened, you're worried about the dishes?
did you just say chronic?
the reality was that even if rescue came, they could never go home again.
i've scouted every inch of this place for miles.
how's this story for you? once upon a time, a bunch of teenage girls got stranded in the wilderness and they went completely fսcking nuts.
happy? that way, when i flatline, everyone will know they can go to lunch.
if you're up for it? i feel like we could both stand to get out of this house.
can't believe we didn't eat that bitch first.
if i died tomorrow, what would people say at my funeral?
oh, what is even happening right now?
yeah, it's a miracle she survived… before, you know, we survived.
i deeply appreciate it, my queen.
have you seen anything while you're out there?
before we get started, congratulations to the winners of capture the bone, a name i still think we should consider workshopping further.
handy lesbians for the win.
like, sorry i'm not psyched to hear some bullshit story about our adventures in the woods.
i've fucking had it with this shit!
the fact that you even think i would is insulting.
i know someone smokes in here. who's got a lighter?
this is insane. we're not doing this anymore.
i just... wanted to teach them a lesson.
we know that they are because we can still hear them.