A Piece Of Heaven Is So Hipster

@passdashovel

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Was he alone? He shouldn’t have been alone. I mean what was he expecting?

If he didn’t want to get shot, why didn’t he wear a bulletproof vest?

xx princesa extraterrestre xx

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

I’ll reblog this every time.

parents at my deathbed: shouldnt you be studying 

you dying cause you on that phone

SLAY ETHAN SLAAYYY

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

Shots fired

Thank god they didn’t make him white