The People Sing

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

She’s a professor at my school.

Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.

Well I guess now I’m just confused about taxes.

An old horse and a young horse are about to run a race. The old horse says to the young horse, “You know, I’ve been a champion for a number of years. I’m getting old and this is going to be my final race. It sure would be nice if you’d go a little easy on me.” The young horse comes back, “Oh no! This is my first race! I’m going to bolt out of the gate and go as fast as I can! I need to show them what I can do!” A nearby dog overhears the conversation and walks up to them. “Hey,” he says. “You really should let the old horse win.” The old horse looks at the young horse and says, “What do ya know? A talking dog.”

The abbreviation for Alaska is “AK”…

Get nalaskaed