lalo salamanca thirst blog

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

metalworkers are wizards because they "cast" metal :)

wrong. its not magic dumbass

i cast molten lead down your throat

*calls myself “she” but in an unmistakably unfemale way*

i am a “she” in the same way a boat belonging to an honest old fisherman is a “she”

*places a hand on my waterlogged boards and tangled nets* she may be falling apart but she gets the job done :)

why are his shoes on the wrong feet?

this kid just can’t catch a break

Blocking/Hating someone just because they have different taste and they like different things than you sounds problematic