Jessica Critcher

Ada isn't allowed to sit on my lap when I'm working. Truly no other dog on earth has ever suffered like this. #inthearmsofanangel https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDjgbQBYft/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6tjafbldituq

I've been playing so much #fallout76 that it's seeping into my dreams. Decided to blur reality even further with my outfit today. Peep my greaser jacket and jeans IRL. Only thing missing is my sledgehammer. #videogamefashion #whoworeitbetter #idontwanttosettheworldonfire #tunnelsnakesrule https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq_Z1zLBLTO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ay7pzvfce309

Are you looking for someone tough but sweet? Someone with a sense of humor and a pair of gorgeous brown eyes to get lost in? Someone as brilliant as he is handsome? Danny Devito is literally right here at the @eastbayspca waiting to go home with you. All morning I've been telling him, #dannydevitoiloveyourwork. 💖💖💖 https://www.petfinder.com/dog/danny-devito-43172293/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ #dannydevito #mayiofferyouanegginthistryingtime #eastbayspca #adoptdontshop #adoptthisdog #chistagram #chihuahuasofinstagram #chihuahua (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0ISrJhudW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h4h12mqczuiv

Showing Ada positive role models in the toy group. #ifshecanseeitshecanbeit 💖 @purina #dogthanking https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfeqpYhzpX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11lgmd8flgqfd

Sometimes the dogs get seasonal names. And this little lump of sugar is very appropriately named Candy Corn. Look at that sweet face! 🍬🌽🍭💖 https://www.petfinder.com/dog/candy-corn-43136462/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ #adoptthisdog #chistagram #chihuahuasofinstagram #eastbayspca #adoptdontshop #ebscpa #eastbayspcaoakland #sweeterthancandy #candycorn #shelterchihuahua (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp-G1yoBwL_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4yr0x550ej5u

Later this month I'm going to play video games for 24 hours to raise money for @ucsfchildrenshospitaloakland. I'm at 37% of my $350 goal. Every cent goes to the kids, funding things like critical treatments and healthcare services, pediatric medical equipment and charitable care. I'm asking friends to contribute life-saving donations to my local @childrens_miracle_network hospital. Will you do that? Chip in (and watch my live stream on game day) at Extra-life.org/participant/jessicacritcher (at UCSF Benioff Children's Hospital Oakland) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp48IV1B_Ex/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mgin5f07rvqb

#mevotingin2016vsmevotingin2018 iwillvote.com https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2QU1BBMrm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=93csy1rzascy

It's an election day miracle. I caught a shiny Ponyta. Look at my son. Soon I'll evolve him into a sparkly blue unicorn. #voteblue #pokemongotothepolls https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2PRtjhehZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tstdhxq4nyt3

Does my outfit say "I love arts and crafts and dismantling the patriarchy and also maybe I am a tough fairy princess" bc that's the kind of vibe I'm going for. I'm doing my @crafting4justice thing at the #pinoleseniorcenter craft fair today, where I'll be donating all of my proceeds to @foodbankccs. Golly, I sure would love to see you there. #craftingforjustice #craftshow #flowercrown #craftingforacause #bayareacraftfair https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpw4iXLhGI5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b9vmikpqgpxm

Tamara is a sweet #sistersister looking for her Tia. (Tamera Mowry spells it differently but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw her name 😂 Are the kids going to get this reference?) Come meet this sweet girl and get into some sitcom shenanigans of your own. https://www.petfinder.com/dog/tamara-43107428/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ #browneyedgirl #whosagoodgirl #eastbayspcaoakland #eastbayspca #adoptdontshop #adoptthisdog #waitingforyou (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpr5qLjA3cC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ae1k75rv0id0

Mía has stolen my heart. I'm a sucker for that little chihuahua face. And because it's #adoptashelterpetmonth, her fee is waived. #mamamia! #adoptdontshop #oaklanddogs #whosagoodgirl #chistagram Take her home! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/mia-42997456/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpH78ZKA9Xz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f3yycsseu5uf

It has been a very rough week. So here are two little baby chihuahua puppies named Hocus and Pocus. They're so damn cute I think this might actually be magic. ✨🧙‍♀️🎃🔮🎱 If you're struggling in these troubled times, I highly recommend volunteering at an animal shelter. It never fails to make me feel better about the general state of things. Here's more information about Hocus: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/hocus-42997452/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ And here's the scoop on Pocus: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/pocus-42997453/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ Dogs need us to be ok, so take care of yourselves. 💖 #itsjustabunchofhocuspocus #hocuspocus #chihuahuapuppies #adoptdontshop #siblings #takethemhome #dogsaremagic (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo13LTaFH6G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sr0974gdino6

Crafting is like alchemy. This used to be a big pile of yarn, and it still basically is, but my pal Julie worked her magic and now the pile of yarn is in the shape of this exquisite cozy blanket. Ada and I never want to leave. Seriously, don't make us leave. Julie makes other stuff too! Hats and scarves and all kinds of custom orders. I just wanted a blue blanket, but Julie's main jam is LGBT pride stuff. That's why her business is called Queer Pride Designs. Rainbow scarf? Trans pride mittens? Bi pride hat? Julie will make that exist! Be proud and stay warm! You should check out her store and stock up on cozy items before it gets chilly: http://queerpridedesigns.com/ #queerpride #queerpridedesigns #customblanket #cozychihuahua #womanownedbusiness #shopsmall #lgbtbusiness #sweaterweather #loveineverystitch https://www.instagram.com/p/Bow7_MjlozM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1seobthohzs8f

Pippy: adjective, pip·py | \ ˈpipē \ : full of pips. That sounds about right. Her chart says husky + border collie, her adorable face says pal for life. She's got gorgeous multicolor eyes to get lost in, and a passion for life and tennis balls. She plays a great game of #notakeonlythrow, but could probably learn the hang of fetch with some practice. 💖💖💖 Take her home! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/pippy-42897466/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ #huskymix #shelterdogsofinstagram #adoptthisdog #whosagoodgirl #eastbayspca #ebscpa #oaklanddogs #puppyeyes #sofetch #pippy (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Boj0xkZFOhO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kirmt4e5zizg

If your newsfeed has gotten especially bleak lately, have a look at Toothpick. He's a scrawny bundle of wiggles who needs to be fattened up with lots of treats. The world hasn't always been kind or fair to him, but he's still capable of so much love. Humans don't deserve dogs, but I'm so glad they exist. We gotta take care of ourselves so we can take care of all the dogs, ok? 💖 Please, please take care of yourselves. Want to adopt Toothpick and take him home? https://www.petfinder.com/dog/toothpick-42861532/ca/oakland/east-bay-spca-oakland-adoption-center-ca560/ (at East Bay SPCA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoR2psgHDkB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f90yn37fj6x3

About to see @theaquabats with my brother! So excited! #bringbacktheaquabats #coolpoolparty #iamtheaquabats (at Slim's) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn-EjOBAA3Z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7fay2ty4seys

I didn't really understand the note in Ronda's file that said she loves to play with rocks. But it means exactly what it sounds like. Boy does she love rocks. No need to break the bank buying fancy toys for this old fashioned gal. Once she's out of that cone, no rock will be safe from her affection. Come meet her at the @eastbayspca. #lookatthisdog #whosagoodgirl #seniordogsofinstagram #coneoffame #likearock #rockstar #oaklanddogs #eastbayspca https://www.instagram.com/p/BntvWzllynG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ywhwavyc15zu