Dazed & Confused.

Juliet’s version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding, and was seldom seen.

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“One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.”

As Granny Weatherwax once said, if you wanted to walk around with your head in the air, then you needed to have both feet on the ground. Scrubbing floors, cutting wood, washing clothes, making cheese–these things grounded you, taught you what was real. You could set a small part of your mind to them, giving your thoughts time to line up and settle down.

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Being knocked unconscious in pubs was quite commonplace. (…) But generally the knocker wanted to keep you alive. The Thieves’ Guild were punctilious about that. As they said: “Hit a man too hard and you can only rob him once; “Hit him just hard enough and you can rob him every week.”

‘What’s your name, kiddo?’ Teppic drew himself up. He was getting fed up with this treatment. ‘Kiddo? I’ll have you know the blood of pharaohs runs in my veins!’ The other boy looked at him unabashed, with his head on one side and a faint smile on his face. 'Would you like it to stay there?’ he said.

‘We are part of the very fabric of the university, Mister Stibbons!  We take only what we require!  We do not seek wealth!  And most certainly we do not accept a “post of vital importance which includes an attractive package of remuneration”, whatever the hells that means, “and other benefits including a generous pension”!  A pension, mark you!  When ever has a wizard retired?’ ‘Well.  Doctor Earwig–’ Ponder began, unable to stop himself. 'He left to get married!’ snapped Ridcully.  'That’s not retirin’, that’s the same as dyin’.’