Jerks of Left 4 Dead 2

"It's Winter, that means-

"Zombie's freezing to death-

"The special infected tend to be much slower-

"Coach is making his famous family recipe broth-

"Rochelle's always searching for new wardrobe and clothes for the team-

"And Ellis is too sick to tell his dumb stories-

Oh so you want to know about the sleep/guard shifts?

Sure, but we are constantly on the move so they can vary.

Plus, Ah never really come across any electronic thingys 'n the only games we find are ones ah don't like, 'cept this one time, we found this game 'n it was awesum',