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text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

#&. * re; ask box memes. ( memes.)

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potionbydjo

–requested by @brionyjae

#& * im not the most lyrical kid in town but im known to keep the party goin' ( visage.)

extralcomplex-blog

❝ 100+ f.r.i.e.n.d.s starter sentences

“well, no problem, we’ll just use it to stop the bleeding.”

“this is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - what’s bigger than huge?”

“oh i’m so sorry, i just gave away the ending didn’t i?”

“i mean - how, how did this happen?”

“i mean isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?”

“so what the hell happened to you?”

“there was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.”

“i never would’ve gone for it with her if it hadn’t been for you.”

“how is that a silver lining?”

“you want to know what i’m thinking?”

“i was trying to spare your feelings.”

“okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”

“okay, sweetheart, i’ll see you later.”

“you think you could close your eyes for just a sec?”

“i sort of did a stupid thing last night.”

“okay, ______, why don’t you just go get dressed and be on your way.”

“you’re not pathetic, you’re just sad.”

“this is about your horrible mistake.”

“okay, you’re going to have to not touch my ass.”

“you’re sure he’s going to be able to crack that code?”

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yj-7

#&. * re; they can imitate you but they can't duplicate you. ( musings.)

guiltfound

and when you start to look at ME - a physical fatality ; and you surrender to the heat, you’ll know. i can put on a show, i can put on a show ! don’t you see what you’re finding ? this is HEAVEN in hiding.

#|| YES #> || ; MY GOD YOU PAY FOR YOUR FRIENDS ? I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. ( PROMOS.)

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rababitsummer

#&. * re; they can imitate you but they can't duplicate you. ( musings.)

All the texts !!!!!! Or. As many as you wan t

TEXT MEMES | ACCEPTING. ( x. )

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

TO: Cheryl

sms.chuck: sorry about Jasonsms.chuck: I heard ….sms.chuck: you know,

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.TO: Cheryl

sms.chuck: it seems like ever nightsms.chuck: it’s just a bunch of … no sleep, overbearing thoughtsSend “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

TO: Blossom #2sms.chuck: stop hanging around me like im some kid ! I don’t need help, if I needed it, I would have asked. sms.chuck: I’m not some pet project of yours.

#thornburned #q.#&. * re; from the sketchbook of chuck clayton. ( answered.)

jerkisms

plotting call ! honestly, finals are over and i want to get this blog back up in full gear, so like this, and I’ll pop in your ims

#( PLOTTING CALL.)

plotting call ! honestly, finals are over and i want to get this blog back up in full gear, so like this, and I’ll pop in your ims

#( PLOTTING CALL.)

rpmememaker

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

#&. * re; ask box memes. ( memes.)

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reggie can’t help the smirk that comes from the way his friend was slurring. though it’s OBVIOUS once chuck was actually sober ── they weren’t friends anymore. he might move back a little , but with CALCULATING features , look closely at the fresh cut. ❝ HOLY SHIT , man ── you get into some shit , or did you just miss a step ? ❞ he pulls on the seatbelt , turning the engine off as he retrieves the keys. a few moments to contemplate. ❝ no ── fuck that , i’m kicking someone’s ass. ❞

“ Woah woah woah ! Reggie, man ... come on ! “ in some fools attempt to try to stop the hercules of riverdale, chuck’s grip falls short and now, it’s his turn to pull the seatbelt off his own body. “ Reggie ! Where’s the fire ?? It’s not a big deal come on, Me and Cheryl were just having some fun and jughead punched me ... OR TRIED TO. “

#|| why does chuck say stuff like wheres the fire #( WITH REGGIE MANTLE // VANITYRIOT.)#vanityriot

ruinedchildhood

when someone asks “who the fuck you think you are?”

Me:

#|| i swear im a rp blog #&. * re; they can imitate you but they can't duplicate you. ( musings.)

“Like I would let you do my half of an American literature project.” The sarcasm dripped from his tone, the sharp edge of skepticism inching it’s way in there as well. Of course, there was nothing to be done about it now that Chuck had already attempted to split the two of them—something that Jughead was, at the very least, thankful and took it as a sign that the former football player was wiling to avoid trouble.

Putting them together made for a textbook definition of awkwardness considering his current relationship with one Betty Cooper. He’d heard the story of Chuck and the sticky maple with slight variations depending on who was telling the story and there was a part of him that wants to ask the once member of the golden team what had gone down, a side he would ignore for now.

“We’ll keep it simple—split the chapters and their analysis. You can do the first half of the book, I’ll do the second; same goes for the research paper.” Short and to the point was the best method of action, he decided, as he took one of the paperback books stacked on their table and slid it towards the other boy a little harder than he’d meant to. Jughead knew this wasn’t something either of them wanted to do nor was he looking forward to hearing from Betty once she found out that he was doing his research project with Chuck Clayton.

A hand would come down, earning a slapping sound as he caught the book from sliding off the table. Chuck never minded doing projects alone, or whatever but something no one quite knew about Chuck was that he was smart though he didn’t often showcase this part of him; save for his usual athletic antics. Cue the side eyeing glance he’d show Jughead, as if the hard shove of the book wasn’t enough to push Chuck ..... What was his deal ? You know ?

“ Sounds good, Jughead. I got the first half and you the second, same with the paper, whatever you say. “ a twinge of his own sarcasm on the matter. “ Though we should meet up at least once or twice, how about Pops ? You seem to frequent there, same with me, seems like a reasonable spot. “

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to deduce that Jughead obviously wouldn’t want to be seen with him; especially since he’s dating... well, everyone knew. Maybe they’d say with words what they couldn’t do physically. Not that Chuck wanted to pummel him down, nah, Jughead never did anything to him. But Chuck often wondered what he knew exactly ----- what version did he hear.

#re. jughead.#( KNITTEDCROWN // ONE.)#knittedcrown #|| SORRY THIS IS LATE !!

become-legend

*obsesses over underdeveloped characters* if your writers won’t love you, I will.

#&. * re; ramble ramble ramble !!! ( ooc posts.)

fadedputa-deactivated20151203

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

#LMAO I #&. * re; they can imitate you but they can't duplicate you. ( musings.)

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@manisfiorate

#&. * re; they can imitate you but they can't duplicate you. ( musings.)

christian-reed

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#& * im not the most lyrical kid in town but im known to keep the party goin' ( visage.)

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