for wheat is wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

i really think the performative fear of bees is very deeply embarrassing like you should outgrow that shit by at the latest age 20

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

*crying and shaking* please reblog from me, please i beg of you

insane how like. well idk. and of course. at the end of the day

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now