Sassy Assbutts Unite

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Egg

OH

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

I don’t have stuffed animals but i have 5 pillows with animal prints covers and fish bedspread, that cool ? 

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

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