l'enfer, c'est les autres

Love everything about this except for the fact that we were only about halfway up the trail. 🥲 (at Mary's Rock Summit Trail) https://www.instagram.com/p/CibHQ1Quif84pxNaa8cxTYqYxzXOePSFfOhmt80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

A visual progression: he refused to smile so I put a cold finger down his butt crack. #ifyouwontsmileiwillmakeyousmile #pragueisbeautiful (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcoA_0gpRBQyP7Vqh6UgeV6V1Q91_OrBZ9Yurs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It's hard to find something pleasant to say about Easy Tennessee after seeing so much ignorance and bigotry. Y'all should take a lesson from Dolly, the queen she is, and be better people to each other. #blacklivesstillfuckingmatter #translivesmatter #loveeveryonebutbigots. And while we're at it, #fuckkylerittenhouse too. With that said, here's some pretty shit. (at Smoky Mountain National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWhOnHVswc_Js05Fqz0FJg2_izOLMm9lp61ENc0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hey, y'all remember that time I competed in a CrossFit competition with @tatumcash and we didn't finish last and both PRed? Yeah, me too. What a weekend. 10/10, would fuck around with it again. #dcthrowdown #bossysquirrels #omgsosore (at District Crossfit) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU3Y7xmFd4s1pXiXF31pyD-iYM4UIckRK4r-u80/?utm_medium=tumblr

A picture of one of my first days in the world to celebrate my mom, not a picture of her last day. She was the strongest woman I know and I owe her not only my strength and intelligence, but the ability to find and respect them in myself and others. I love you, Mom. https://www.instagram.com/p/CT010hhs9Efr7YgafYfYysukzOif46UiR89iQU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Still on my shit all these years later, but now featuring less disordered eating and way more strength. Thank you @navajas1 for the pic! #canttravelwillfitness #thickthighssquatheavy #stronglikebitchwhofightsbearsinforest (at The Conditioning Room) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL92FR0FgDuU2Aex8LNRcDCRJEdmboSabp6UU80/?igshid=19nw0fcr7sa3m

#onestrongbitch and don't you forget it. #getstrongtofightracists #getfittofightfascism I hit new personal weightlifting records the last two nights and intend to hit two more by the end of the week. Gotta find some reason to celebrate these days. 🎉💪😶☠️ (at Arlington, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKQRFQsFSN0oE5Wtk2C3XiLGXgY9cBsZtxc5mI0/?igshid=y87w5yv9trei

Responsible vacationing in 2020 looks like screaming in front of a waterfall. 10/10, worth isolation and COVID tests, would do again. (at Canaan Valley) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHt1wanlcLygQUdc8ZN15Cwu50ax93lb7EVl5w0/?igshid=8qelk1wao2a1

This #spooky unused building illuminated by the #bluemoon at the old Lorton Prison is Halloween vibes. #thereaaonfortheseason #sociallydistanthalloween #spookyyearround (at Workhouse Arts Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHCFYw7Fbm6jFIGFpZU5eaBQBfgOLAGxNWYB4E0/?igshid=iku36zbywvup

It's March 229th, the world is still on fire in all senses of the word, and through the power of social distancing, I have evolved into a disembodied head smiling next to this adorable hellbunny demonbaby. #gettingweirderandweirder #2020iswooooo #shemakesmesmile https://www.instagram.com/p/CGYphxFlkWQ/?igshid=11eb0hgjc2rc2

Sometimes life is best summarized by a vivid sunset. And no, this was not a vacation, I assure you. #stillquarantining (at Delaware Seashore State Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDaSHGwJRZ3/?igshid=10sv8d0ct15bc

This beautiful sunset shouldn't be misconstrued as part of a vacation. #2020canstopnow (at Ocean View, Delaware) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDIGnrQJ3Sf/?igshid=2u7r62ihoio6

There might be a pandemic outside, but it's also damn beautiful. Enjoy some blossoms. Or don't, I don't care. 🌸☠️👍 #notquarantinedyet #runaroundoutside #springtime #notcherryblossums (at Arlington, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9uOthElvWT/?igshid=5tx3ifnze9s

7 seemingly vertical miles and much humaning later, we made it to this viewpoint on Saturday. #hellyes #thatviewtho #igotblisterstoproveit #harpersferrylookslikethemodeltownfrombeetlejuice (at Harpers Ferry, WV) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9kItAwJ9Cr/?igshid=g2rbs8vwca0q

Nothing better than Sunday evening spooky adventures. #halloweeneveryday #spookyvibes #ellicottcityalleyway (at Ellicott City Historic District) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8piXpwlPN6/?igshid=1oo4ie4wjkgu0

She's a majestic QUEEN! 👑 She's obviously photogenic, doesn't hold still, and definitely at least part demon. (And she's just upsidedown here, not ill or deceased.) Oh, and her name is Squeaker or more formally, Squibbly Joe Twilliamson, Esq. That will be on the exam so take notes. #tuxedocat #demoncat #notsotinyanymore #❤️❤️❤️ (at Arlington, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7_ctydFyKd/?igshid=c5mwi15skud5

A Divine holiday season to all. #merryfilthmas #yesitsdivine #theoddoneinthefamily (at The Burbs) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6jlD71lnfx/?igshid=1pglk1cab0axi