I’m Just Someone - Jaya

THIS IS SLANDER OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!! I would NEVER ! I don't care how fashionable he is or how attractive his voice is, being sexy requires more than that. It requires heart. James has no room in his for anything except his incredible greed.

Listen, FUCK the rich but that doesn’t make James Stallion any less sexy. I know YOU know he’s sexy deep down, despite how much you are trying to cover it up with your james stallion slander. You want him sooo bad.

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Verge (Midnight Burger):

COME ON IT'S VERGE

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

She's a 40-something space captain who was desperate to be part of something and to matter, so she went to space. She puts on a serious, no-nonsense persona to feel capable, but she's actually a huge dork who loves poetry, musicals, and ice cream. She's a first-generation Polish immigrant, and her arc is very much tied up in that and in how she feels like she has to be the best at everything in order to have any worth. She's a failgirl who got rejected from the NASA space program five times. She spent two weeks hunting a plant monster in the vents of her ship. She Russian-Rouletted a guy into turning off the bomb he was trying to blow up the ship with. She killed the main villain of the series with the same harpoon she used to kill the plant monster. She loves her crew and would protect them with her life. She learns to embrace her own identity outside of externally-given roles. She's frighteningly competitive in board games. What's not to love?

There's nothing hotter than a beat up woman who shoots a harpoon. And Minkowski is that woman.

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James Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

He got hit by a carriage. He’s literally canonically hot. Spoiled rich guy without being a complete ass.

He is a canonically sexy and like, have you heard his voice? DAMN. Everyone is literally falling for this guy. He’s like. The character ever.

Shelby Allen (Hello From The Hallowoods):

Shelby is incredibly strong, carries and cleaver on her at all times, call hot by her girlfriend many times and does some pretty incredible thing to save said girlfriend and believes kiss her (Shelby) must be like kissing a corpse.

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Gerard Keay (The Magnus Archives):

Gerard Keay was submitted without propaganda.

Laura Nichols (Hi Nay):

She’s literally a 6’2 very strong lesbian who was traumatized in the first episode but decided to stay for more. Shes dating an immortal lesbian from the 1920s. She’s so cool.

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Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.

For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like

Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.

My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.

Clara Entwhistle (Victoriocity):

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James Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

He got hit by a carriage. He’s literally canonically hot. Spoiled rich guy without being a complete ass.

He is a canonically sexy and like, have you heard his voice? DAMN. Everyone is literally falling for this guy. He’s like. The character ever.

Sebastian Westwick (Englewood After Dark):