aye, hot stuff

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

need me a freak like this

You drink Apple juice?! Lmao I only drink Android Juice

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

Cause he could feel it in the air.

Want!!!!

I would finally plant my plants if someone gives me this

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family