I’m The Trash Man™

okay a couple ppl in the reblogs pointed out that in the last gif luke is questioning if ben ever used this on him and I think that’s a great way to go but i’m proposing what if instead this is the moment luke realizes that all the times he somehow miraculously talked himself out of getting beaten up by whatever tatooine thug had it out for him that week had nothing to do with his natural charms and much more to do with the fact that he can apparently control minds

If I had a nickel for every time that Lucasfilm gave me an aged Harrison Ford character being sad about losing a son to a war and how it was a devastating wedge between him and his wife who was the ravishingly beautiful brunette love of his life, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?

Shrek was a genuine cultural phenomenon. I think the better statement is "Shrek was so popular that a sequel to a spin-off film from 11 years ago made $430+ million."

Will never get over the fact that the creator of Johnny Bravo is on the record as saying Johnny Bravo lays mad pipe but his successes aren't funny

Animated adaptations of theme park attractions.

there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there