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I've been seeing way too many Illemonati/Lemon demon fans saying that lemon demon songs dont have a meaning.

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. I EARN MY LIFE. REAGANOMICS. A MASK OF MY OWN FACE. NOTHING WORTH LOVING ISN'T ASKEW. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.

I've been seeing way too many Illemonati/Lemon demon fans saying that lemon demon songs dont have a meaning.

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. I EARN MY LIFE. REAGANOMICS. A MASK OF MY OWN FACE. NOTHING WORTH LOVING ISN'T ASKEW. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

oh no, looks like those Two Trucks just crashed into each other! [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they’re…my goodness…by god

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

I need money for estrogen

prime defenders, i’m like 10 dollars short from renewing my subscription but im on my way

i want an aia amare subscription . i want to be one of her beautiful lucky short maidens …

I'm just a greedy bastard.

Since the name I was going to use for my solo music career, Will Wood, is already taken by some nobody with a ukulele, I’ve decided I will start releasing music under the pseudonym Paul Penis. Keep your ears open everyone, check your Spotifys for Paul Penis, big things are coming from future hit indie musician Paul Penis.

Lemon Demon fandom is so funny 'cause who else will see a single word from a song and be like "Yup that's a reference if I've ever seen one."