do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

lil dude stanced tf up

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END