Jellybean

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Relationship goals 👌

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

in “mamma mia: here we go again!” donna sings a rendition of “when I kissed the teacher” using female pronouns for the teacher. in the original lyrics for the song, the teacher is referred to with male pronouns. donna, as the leader of her girl group, would have been the one to make the decision to change the pronouns. almost immediately after, donna fucks 3 guys in a single week. therefore, i believe that donna is the biggest disaster bi in the world. in this essay i will

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

Blood type: THC

Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

your fave is problematic: yourself

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!