Jeithia

zelda's diary in botw mentioned a beautiful woman urgently warning her before the day the Calamity struck. I wonder if that woman was actually zelda herself after traveling to the past?. well, that's impossible… sadly, totk never answers all the questions I wanted to know🥲

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

i cannot BELIEVE

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

one of the funniest things splatoon 3 did was change "squid form" to "swim form" to apparently be more inclusive to octolings but then at the very same time introduce "squid" roll and "squid" surge. like what was the fucking POINT

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

Big proponent of adults sleeping on twin mattresses. Hate it when a bed takes up half the room