Sic Transit Gloria

Literally been listening to this for weeks straight

Omg. I love this post so much

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

wow i really wanna get crunk

This is important

I want a zombie

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

thankyou

@jefferyzilla @femintitts @pessimisticale @unreservedyouth @jellythekat

I am dead

@heracrocs

There is a Hell and I have seen it

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Reblogging for the matterhorn

This post is so beautiful it's painful