Does it matter if it's a bit gay?

she wears short skirts I wear waistcoats she’s cheer captain and I’m alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton, and there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens’. gayliens are real and out there.

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months