Living The Dream

You being a dick…huh I can’t see it but I guess weirder things have happened. 

Ok so I wasn't a full on dick. But I did sleep around.

Whoa.. are you serious? And she still hasn’t noticed? You must have a pretty good arm.

Oh she noticed. She just doesn't like me talking about it.

How nice of your, most guys wouldn’t admit that their gender can be real assholes sometimes. Guys should get advice from you. 

Oh we can be total dicks. I myself used to be one. We eventually grow up though...eventually.

Hey, man, sometimes in the heat of the moment clothes go flying. One of Caroline's panties are still stuck in the tree outside her window from that one time she left it open....don't tell her I said that.

Boys are such jerks sometimes…why can’t I find a good guy? 

I apologize for my gender.

Jefferson!

Whoop, there it is. Oh, but it does! I am very important person, just like you are a very important person, and everyone in FSU are very important people. Do you see where I’m going with this?

Why not? Did I do something?

That’s not the Jefferson I know. Come on, sunshine! Lighten up!

No thanks.

If anyones cocky, it’s you. I come in a close second.

What? No witty, yet complimentary, comeback? What’s wrong, cowboy?

Awh come on I’m not that cocky.

Of course you do. And of course we can.

So cocky. I love it.

You alright? Need some crackers or ginger ale or something?

I ate some bad tacos. I'll power through it I hope. Thanks though.

What’d you do? Look at yourself in the mirror?

Yup.

That one doesn’t surprise me.