i'm just a reject;

Listen, I don’t think you understand how grateful Oliver and I are for your food supply, Emmit. The next few hits off of Lucie are gonna be celebratory ones for finishing another semester and all, so we’re going to eat it all within ten minutes and I’m willing to bet on that. I wish you would’ve done something other than bake on your twentieth birthday, though… we ought to get you laid or something, man. 

I appreciate it, pal, but I honestly think I'd rather stay here and watch Christmas movies or something. Feel free to go spend the rest of the day with Alexa, though, and I'll live through you vicariously.

Emmit, Emmit! Birthday boy! Hey, man! It was really that bad, but that’s another story for another time, my friend. I will take those cookies off your hands, though. How’s your twentieth been? I wish I coulda been around for it a bit more. 

Psh, it's okay. I wasn't planning on going home anyway, so I'm just glad you're back. On the bright side, though, I think I've made enough food to feed Tallahassee for the next twenty years.. or for fifteen minutes next time you and Oli get the munchies after a session with Lucie.

fxckphoenix:

But… Emmit. I guess it’s just too hard without you there. I start to miss you so much that I’m forced to sit at home and eat your cookies until you get home and I can see that adorable face of yours.

It's not like I can take microbiology with you, you know, even if sometimes I wish I did. Hey, don't pout like that –– if it'll make you feel better, we could always make use of those bathroom breaks. But only if you really need to.

So, I just learned that you don’t have to ask to go to the bathroom during lectures… Maybe that’s why I should go to these things.

I thought the whole reason I brought you cookies every day before lectures was so you had to go to class. No class, no cookies, remember, Jackie?

I mean, if they give me free alcohol for it, of course. There is very little I would do for free alcohol, Emma. Remember that.

I'll keep that in mind, Lex; but I don't think that's necessary. Really.

The bartender remembered me when I was walking in today, apparently we sang karaoke together one night and it was legendary. So, of course, I did enough shots where I would do an encore. I was pretty fucking awesome, if you ask me. My take on Krusty Krab Pizza could’ve been the best thing that has happened in a while.

Oh gosh, I bet it was – it sounds pretty amazing. Think you'll make a third appearance?

..hm. What were you doing that had you so busy at the moment?