Jëeve on Tichondrius

Don't know why ppl give war crimes so much shit

Baine carefully and tenuously pulling an admission from Varian that he believes everyone can change, even Garrosh, with his own personal growth that was motivated by the love of his son, and Tyrande immediately coming in after with "have you ever committed genocide your majesty" sends me into hysterics every goddamn time.

I'm starting to believe you guys aren't joking about being horny for Denathrius

Ilthalaine (the night elf NPC who would give you your very first quest in the night elf starter zone) canonically having been burnt to death is so fucked up. i still get sad when i think of him being dead :( and when you talk to him in Ardenweald he says something like “the rumored afterlife, all so unknown to me… is this how young elves felt stepping into a new grove for the very first time?” or something. dear god can we get some comeuppance for teldrassil or what lol

Not knowing the meaning of the 100000 abbreviations you guys keep using here and on twitter fills me with power and self-confidence

Don't bother telling me what the fuck "oomf" means, I'm too hot to remember it for more than a few seconds, it's just another oof sound to me

westfall twitter wouldve been absolutely relentless the day everyone found out king varian exploded

the feds find screenshots of vanessa vancleef saying press the varian dust into another rock and kill the kid with it and she has to fake her death again