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op must have been snacking on cheese and crackers when they made this

There is basically either haunted oil or technoglogy drugs

Agnostic batman: nobody knows where my parents are

bombed at the stand up night. no one here fucking understands blueberry comedy. i hate this place.

im done my infernal work on myself and I play Mario Kart now

do you understand. do you comprehend the nature of the situation that is occuring. at this present moment in time, as i type this, there are two books on my nightstand. one that involves a dragon. and one that is written by a lesbian

(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates