EJ

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

I wish I could go back in time to when twilight was first out and explain to my unimpressed teenage self that i would one day in fact have a crush kristen stewart, and it would be a good thing

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

Reblogging for the last post. Also my best guy friend is Canadian and he would appreciate this lol

#high school musical 4 was really weird :/

#”we’re not all in this together… we never were.”

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from 0 to 100 reall quickkkk, not bad not bad

wtf tho

I was enjoying some nice piano and then oh look some nice lesbians

this couldn’t have went in a better direction honestly

Suddenly…. Lesbians!

@sapphic-slumber haha hate it when there's suddenly lesbians. We get everywhere lol

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

JASON... JAAAASON! Jason! Jaaaaaason! Jason!! JASON @sapphic-slumber

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I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

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Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

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@sapphic-slumber Ariel! 🤩

tomorrow is father’s day and i want some of yall to remember that not everyone wants or needs to celebrate a paternal figure. i am wishing love and strength to anyone who has conflicted feelings about their fathers, who resents what their father put them through, who finds it difficult to get through the day. please remember that you are whole and enough and that feeing some type of way about father’s day does not equate to being a bad person!! stay safe yall.

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I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

*apologizes in general*

*apologizes for apologizing*