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hi

im jeb!

im running in 2028 bc i rule george drools

Please clap :(

#jeb!#jeb bush #intro post #please follow

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jeb2028official

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

al-gore-official

Can you even speak english though?

jeb2028official

yes and I also speak jebpanese (the language I made up with my imaginary vp)

al-gore-official

"imaginary vp"

jeb2028official

yeah kinda like ur imaginary climate crisis

#ur one 2 talk #2028 election arc #jeb bush #jeb!#al gore #please follow

jeb2028official

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

al-gore-official

Can you even speak english though?

jeb2028official

yes and I also speak jebpanese (the language I made up with my imaginary vp)

#jeb!#jeb bush #jebpanese #please follow #2028 election arc

did u guys know jeb can speak

Español

r u impressed (this is how i got 8 of my votes in 2016 so u should b)

#¡Jeb!#please follow #jeb bush

al-gore-official

Manbearpig

Manbearpig is the greatest problem currently facing our nation, and the world! He is a primordial being who will stop at nothing to destroy our planet; and my opponent in thiw election isn't doing anything about it!

This is why you should vote Gore Lieberman 2028.

jeb2028official

al y arent u more concerned about the updog attacks in texas

al-gore-official

Updog? Is that like manbearpig?

jeb2028official

ligma balls B)

#GOTTEM #IN UR FACE #2028 election arc #al gore #albert gore jr #jeb!#jeb bush #please follow

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Manbearpig

Manbearpig is the greatest problem currently facing our nation, and the world! He is a primordial being who will stop at nothing to destroy our planet; and my opponent in thiw election isn't doing anything about it!

This is why you should vote Gore Lieberman 2028.

jeb2028official

al y arent u more concerned about the updog attacks in texas

#w taught me this 1 #this is gonna blow ur mind #jeb!#jeb bush #2028 election arc #please follow

jeb2028official

so u probably dont know this but when my brother w got those shoes thrown at him the guy actually had 3 shoes on and the third one hit w successfully

it was so embarrassing he had the media cover it up but I still remember laughing and going "HA!" when he got hurt

(i wasnt there bc i had the flu but i watched it live so u can trust me)

al-gore-official

That is clearly an edited image, Mr. Bush.

Not very good to be lying when you're running for president.

jeb2028official

yeah i lied im sorry

#jeb sorry #2028 election arc #please forgive

so u probably dont know this but when my brother w got those shoes thrown at him the guy actually had 3 shoes on and the third one hit w successfully

it was so embarrassing he had the media cover it up but I still remember laughing and going "HA!" when he got hurt

(i wasnt there bc i had the flu but i watched it live so u can trust me)

#jeb reveals the truth!#jeb bush #jeb!#please follow

This you?

dont go there

the first time i read a washington post comic with me in it i cried for 8 months

dont. go. there.

#dont #go #there #please follow #jeb bush #jeb!

holy shit its jeb bush

thats right! ppl recognise me every day in tumblr bc im so famous

#please follow #jeb bush #jeb!

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i made myself in tomodachi life

this land will surely vote 4 mii

#tomodachi life #please follow #jeb bush #jeb!

happy birthday 2 my big bro, george w bush

when im president my birthday will b every day so jokes on u

#please follow #jeb bush #jeb!

that isnt what fucking happened

#lil bush #jeb!#jeb bush #please follow

happy 4th of july everybody

this day always special 2 me bc it reminds me of when w forced me 2 drink the lighter fluid

u dont breathe fire btw u just spend a week in intensive care

#jeb!#jeb bush #please follow

al-gore-official

sorry guys, I was off getting MAD BITCHES and FAT STACKS at fourth of july YEAH WHO'S STIFF NOW, BILL!? WHO'S FUCKING STIFF!?

jeb2028official

no

#jeb!#jeb bush #2028 election arc #please follow #i took this screenshot 3 hours ago hes still online

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al-gore-official

You can say a lot about my campaign but at least it wasn't named "Al!"

jeb2028official

yeah if my campaign was named ai id kill myself

al-gore-official