Hangover Love

When you tell him to go slow but he finally gets the tip in

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

I am so terrified of loving someone because you can tell them everything you been through and they’ll put you through it again.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

my circle so small i almost cut myself off

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

Okay but this is helpful

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

Hahahahahahahahaha :-D