Cyber-coffeeshop

sometimes I think the world is ending and then I remember people have thought the world is going to end within their lifetime for at least 1,500 years and they were all wrong and had to live through this bullshit anyway

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

Defenstration for the defense, your honor.

Ma'am we regret to inform you that your son passed away in a freak weather accident where he was picked up by a gust and slammed repeatedly against a nearby tree. He did not go quick. His last words were, "I've heard of March winds but this is ridiculous." Said in, if I may say, an extremely bad Rodney Dangerfield impression. We're sorry for your loss. Although how great of a loss can it really be if his Rodney Dangerfield impression is that bad? Sorry. Was.

I feed my white son clear broth