“Buy the ticket take the ride”

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

mid 70s. in the backseat with 2 honeys with huge bushes. you turn the knob on that radio and Al Green comes on. one of them asks you if you want a quaalude.

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy