Big Case of Imposter Syndrome

Oh, I guarantee you've accidentally said something insane with Google Translate at least once. That's practically a rite of passage. Also, excuse me? Daisy graduated? No. I reject that information. Every time I talk to someone with kids, I'm reminded that time is moving at a crazy speed. It sounds like you've had a full summer already, though. I'm glad Big Slick felt a little lighter this year. Not that Uncle George wasn't missed, but grief changing shape is a beautiful thing. It means you can carry someone with you without. Jase, do you ever sleep? Is that something you still do? Or have you evolved beyond normal human needs? Also, yes, I absolutely meant in person. We could be sitting somewhere for three hours, drinking wine, talking nonsense, and somehow solving all of the world's problems. Plus, I need to verify with my own eyes that you're still the same giant dork I remember.

You officially caught me. I may or may not have accidentally asked for something entirely inappropriate instead of a simple glass of water once or twice. Google Translate is a menace, but it is also a passage right. No one is rejecting the graduation news more than me. How are we suddenly at the point where Daisy is graduating because this feels like warped speed with how freaking tall they both are now. Grief changing shape is such a beautiful phrasing for it all. There memories now a such a warmer kind of joy instead of just heavy sadness. It means he’s still right there with us. Look, sleep is a beautiful concept that I highly respect from afar. I wouldn't say I have evolved past it more like I'm just aggressively caffeinated all the time. Olivia recently shared some of the complexities of our relationship before it ended and you know what this was also the first time I wasnt triggered to respond or change the narrative. The comment was wildly out of context but you know what have to look at where we are coparenting not where we were anymore. Also tells me Im completely in a different space.

i will admit, it did impress me, just not enough to throw me off my scrabble game. nothing will make that happen. i am heading to la over the weekend, planning on being there for a while. sounds like a win all around if you ask me. it is? well, i can send you it. will even sign it for her. you can hide it for a while if you want the game to be a little extended till the next album comes out. fourth grade? no way. wasn't she like... just a baby. i am glad she liked it.

Nothing, not even a major impression, can shake your focus. I guess a true Scrabble champion protects the board at all costs. Enjoy the change of pace, if it's the same for you as it is for me. Are you serious? She would absolutely flip if you gave her a personal signed one. That is incredibly kind of you. Honestly, hiding it for a little bit to extend the game might be a genius tactical move, otherwise the next album is going to completely over take the whole house. I look at her and genuinely think, weren't you literally just a baby five minutes ago? Time is moving at a terrifying fast pace. Have a good time getting settled in LA.

yes, i just love it so much. i mean, i feel i know many people who have watched it more than once. i would love more seasons but i get that they want to see how this pans out. also, if there is another season, going to send you all the clips of me as mia hamm to be considered for the womens team on that show. it's a dream.

Honestly, the fact that people keep coming back to it over and over just proves how thoroughly strong it is. But fingers crossed the next chapter has the same quality.Consider this your official invitation to flood my inbox with those Mia Hamm audition tapes the second another season gets the green light. You playing a legendary icon on the women's team? Couldn't name a better dream casting.

Well, that's the joys of being old, mate. I was still a kid in the 90s, so my memory of it is a little patchy. The 00s, though, that was my time. It's crazy that people look back on that era as retro now. Like fuck me, I'm not even 40 yet.

It is an absolute trip. The moment the music and clothes from your teenage years start getting unironically labeled as vintage, a little piece of your soul definitely takes a hit. Like, the 2000s were practically last week, how are we at historical throwback level already?There is definitely a specific kind of chaos to growing up in the 90s and 00s, though. Speak for yourself bud.

calling it good jabbing sounds much better. that's exactly the kind of reasonable response i'd expect from a virgo trying to avoid accountability. but you have your good sides too. like you're some of the most supporitve people i've ever met. true, we probably shouldn't add to their burden by contineously judging their choice of pizza toppings. ugh, disgusting. hope they leave a negative impact on your mind by tasting so bad. a beer and a pretzel with cheese ? interesting choice. do you think you'd notice if i'd pour tequila into your beer ? you're so welcome. anytime you need some more tips, i'm your girl to reach out to. wait, weren't you married for years ? and i'm the one who introduced you to peptides ?

Yeah we like pretty sounding names obviously Rhode has very pretty named items. Yeah but I mean you need someone who actually enjoys cleaning your stuff for you and have loyalty till the day we die for you, that I can do. Ah see dare say some people prefer those. See they got shit taste buds as it is their life is hard. Only if it's one of those outrageous vodkas like grape or I dont know pineapple maybe. What you fixing to do it? Engaged for 8. Olivia was much more a eyeliner and oils girl. Or maybe my lack of attention to if she was, was one of those problems

oh god, does that means she's been victim to them bumping into her and spilling her shit all over the place? if someone can hook me up with the 'steve knicks' shirt taylor had, then i'll consider going to a game. maybe next season though since i don't want to seem like a full bandwagoner.

She lost her rootbeer one time to a foul and to this date I have not heard the end of it. See I don't advertise this but you know I make my own cool tshirts, Season3 premiere with the Uk football players names on it all me and my printer

I mean... a fair point. I felt like the ending of season 3 was the closing of a chapter, not the end of the story. I like that you're bringing it back fresh, though, with having the women's team be the focus. Lots of new characters, but the same old favourites, too. And the charm and warmth in abundance, I don't doubt for a moment.

I like how you put it. Right, for me to write it and based on how we wrote season3 I had to treat it as a separate book in series absolutely. Exactly. As the Mumford song in it says something familiar but something world away from what it was.

that's a good way for them to be. leaves the possibilities endless. that's all i can think about. the first stages of anyone learning the drums have to be rough but especially for the little ones. that's actual my dream life. how'd you guess?

Stranger things have happened, I think. Maybe you're putting all your best work into well, work that you forget to save some for yourself. I wouldn't blame you for that one. Then again... I'm not really one who is good at comedy so I'm talking out my ass.

Ah not my audience as they say? I can respect that. Complete opposite of my career it's been completely built on comedy. Thats okay though we all got our things.

This feels somewhat awkward, but I'm willing to put my pride aside for a while to speak to you. I wanted to clear the air. I know you probably don't like me much, and I can't say I blame you for it, but I have a lot of respect for you and just wanted to check in. I hope all is well on your end. @jcsonsudeikis

Talk about the awkward encounter... Eh nah it was all in the rearview mirror. We've all moved on from that point havent we? Not proudest moment but I have respect for you now too. Everything is grand right now. Not sunshine and rainbows but through last five years baseline and good things in your life coming are the selling point, are the things to be excited about. How about for you?

i'm not bullying, i'm just stating facts. sorry, i'm a sag. we're very straightforward and direct. see, i knew i was right. you're busted. i'm judging everyone who likes pineapple on pizza in your name. because that's just disgusting. however, fries in milkshakes definitely have my approval. perfect combo when you're drunk. is there any kind of flavor you did manage to taste though ? like there has to be something. how do you treat yourself after a long day of work if it isn't food or drinks ? first of all, you should mention that we're highly suspicious of anyone who claims not to have taste buds. that's usually how alien spies get caught. regarding the section you're tailoring specifically for me ― i'd appreciate a favorable review. something along the lines of, "subject appears curious, asks too many questions, and is dangerously effective at exposing extraterrestrial operatives."

You know that is what they say, I am kidding of course you arent bullying just giving me some good jabbing. I appreciate someone hardlining their star sign. Don't mind my virgo practically getting out of this and devoted to my cause. Look people who like pineapple on their pizza have enough life struggles as it is. Well I can remember the taste of like fake fruit juices, they are just strong enough to make a impact and stick in my mind. Oh I still enjoy a beer and you know a good pretzel with cheese slathered on it just dont ask what it actually tastes like. Oh got you thanks for looking out for our faults so we can make our system better. Can I also put in there introduced me to what a peptide is?

i don't know the details but i'm sure they could do another little crime run or two. just need to get a little creative with it. how's ted going? i'm all ears.

Would you also like to encourage my kids to stay up past bedtime and heckle their father? Actually last one they dont need help with. Great we finished editing it so it's all ready for it's August debut, Im not but it is.

so you've gotten yourself a reputation and catching the balls courtside? okay, i see you. i'm glad you're not one of the types that gets blindsided and the next thing you know your whole drink is all over the place. when i'm back around there, i'll definitely be coming to a game.

Yup that's me it's like a hat trick I pull out to still prove I am cool. See that would be Daisy, I love the kid but she's oblivious to when players are close to her on the sidelines. I mean now you have to come to a Knicks game too