我爱你

Only if you're alright with that.

Not for me. Pour me a drink.

Fuckin’ witches.

Hot.

That’s rude. Banish them.

Whoops.

I think I might kill you.

I just had to. 

You're awful.

Cold..?

I did that once.

It was an awful idea.

That’s hilarious.

Shut up.

Why did they dump water on you? It is cold out.

No fucking clue.

If you weren't Eric's sister I'd beat your ass.

Sup?

Nothing really. What about you?

Only 23? I mean you look fantastic but I didn’t think you were such a young immortal.

Yeah, it's super weird. Most of my other supernatural friends are hundreds of years old and then there's me.

If it works for you, then it works. Ah. Yeah, sounds like somethin’ they would be bummed about. Sorry ‘bout that. I mean, I would, you know— But I’m uh, not good with kids. 

No, I understand. I would rather the kids wait forever for the right parent than get adopted by someone who isn't ready. Honestly, if I keep them busy, they don't really think about it. 

I’m a demon, we were hunted for years, still are. I said probably, condoms weren’t invented until 1855. I did as a human though.

Alright, I guess I can cut you some slack. I always feel so weird when everyone talks about being old because I'm only 23.