#protectstarter

Uh....--I say go for it. There’s no harm in trying, right?

-- “Holy crap! What is this place?! It’s amazing!”

Don’t look at me like that. It’s a long story. --I’m babysitting my niece right now, and she decided to give me a nose job. Looks great doesn’t it? Model material. 

There’s this strange man that keeps coming in to my apartment like every gods damn day and he keeps stealing my food, sleeping in my bed and trying to kiss me and I’m just sitting here like, who the hell are you?

You know, if you know anyone looking for a roommate... I could probably use a place to live. 

And I will bleed each day for you my love, as long as you are not beside me. Oh..... Sorry.... I.... I’m on lunch break. I.... I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to use the pianos. I’ll buy a shitton of guitar picks if you want.

-- Graduate school is the worst thing I’ve done. I have to teach classes and these kids stare at me like I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. Though, it probably doesn’t help that I look 15...