Jaz1312

dni if you believe in the virtue of the flesh and worldy desire

instead of the weekend they should call it the strongend because the weekend doesnt weakend you it strengthend you

two dogs sleeping on top of each other. has anyone ever thought of this? how much shareholder value could this generate?

any time u wonder "man i wonder what jaz is doin" im prolly touchin myself not even jerking off im just grippin and releasin that thangamabob

doctor! this white boy is severely deficient in limp bizkit! he needs 25 ccs of rollin or he risks a slow miserable suicide!

my pants are too tight around my titanically muscular thighs and perfectly sculpted ass and it feels like im walkin around with leg weights- perfect ive just caused the entire population of homosexual men to get so rock hard that they died and now theres a power vacuum for me to claim dominion over earth

eat my blood and cum gimme caffeine and sushi and blast road train by king gizzard and the lizard wizard its the factory you stupid fuck its lit

so tough and masculaine B))) i ate a giant swirly lollipop and my body rejected the childish weaknesd by making me violently ill untill 4 am

why cant there be a pinball themed pinball machine why it always gotta be Baby Driver (2017) where you bounce the ball offa some tits

i always reach for my water and its empty so i have to take a fake sippy to not look like a fool and it makes me feel stranded in the desert