idk what to put here

Everyone talks about homophobic vase but no one talks about homophobic suburban maze

cuz it's just a normal suburban neighborhood- like I 100% have been places that fit that exact description

Reblog and put in the tags why someone should read your favorite book

Davey: What’s with the napkin on the glass door? Jack: Albert keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help. Albert: Oh cool! A floating napk- *walks into the glass door*

Incredibly vivid mental image of Jon and Martin babysitting for someone and Jon doing peekaboo for the baby. When he opens his hands dozens of extra eyes appear. The baby cries

@sydaney-foxay

hi sherlock and co excuse me what the fuck.

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

mentally i’m a thief, physically i’m scared of confrontation