Just Chill

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

Virgins are labeled losers, but they are the ones who haven’t lost anything yet.

If the pollution of oceans and overfishing continue, they’ll have to update ”there’s plenty of fish in the sea” to ”there are still some fish left among the trash”, which is also far more accurate dating-wise.

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between tits..

If we all shared the positive thoughts we had about each other instead of worrying about what others might think about us saying that we’d all be a friendlier community with less anxiety and higher self esteem.

Carrot juice is also Orange juice.

Out of the possible things to be first on my timeline

A werewolf that doesn’t know he’s a werewolf would be an unawarewolf.