for love,

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

looking for an expert on babys out there

im a baby myself… what do u need

hey

what are your weaknesses

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

@asociate

$2.48

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her