Promise it'll hurt

I keep forgetting this when I have high expectations of people

Always keep this in mind🔑

!!!!!!!

when she’s yours you gotta grab her upper throat when you kiss her.

😌

Omg I love this 💕

an animation team thought this was important enough to spend time and money on

Me with my son lmfao

Me af

This is the realist thing you’ve ever reblogged babe 😂 @two-am-thoughtsss

yes yes yes

Or when you see her period and allat😋😋😋🍫

I think he meant like… all the time. When you see her, period.

lmfaooo the importance of the comma

Y'all so used to wild stuff on here that y'all didn’t even question it lmaoo

😂😂😂😂😂

LMAO IM CRYING

"I wanna build with you, let's create a target list and see where we are next year" type love.

Shit I thought y'all meant a list of things to buy at target 😂😂😂

^^ lmaoooooo same 😂😂😂

Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon

GO GET TESTED

these are the funniest figure photographs i’ve ever seen holy shit

Bard Combat

lindsey stirling is probably taking notes