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so I donât know if anyoneâs still here but Iâm starting a new review blog where I review stuff:Â https://thejayranicverses.tumblr.com/
i will try to make it good
(I know, hardly a confident declaration but I WILL TRY, people)
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Winged eyeliner
These tags!!!! Yes!!! 1,000,000 times yes!!
Like when the penguin escapes the shark and itâs like âyeah, thatâs so cool for the penguin! Living to fight another day!...... Oh...wait, is this shark now a single mum with no food for her children? ....oh.â
Does anyone remember how, back at school, there was this thing called your Permanent Record? And sometimes if you had a Very Important Test, the teacher would take care to emphasise that the results would go on your Permanent Record? And if you were naughty enough, your misdemeanor would be inscribed on your Permanent Record?
It was said that your Permanent Record would follow you through life. Not only to the end of primary school, but into high school. Into life itself, steadily amassing the notes of all that was significant in your life. It was almost divine in its omniscient account of every report and test result. Ever spoken of in hushed, ominous tones, invoked as the gravest of warnings.Â
 What was the ultimate destiny of these Permanent Records? Did anyone ever get to see theirs? Maybe you get to see it AFTER YOU DIE??? Did they even exist in the first place or was it all just a socially constructed conspiracy? Where did they keep the Permanent Records? Like was there one decoy filing cabinet where they had pretend Permanent Records and also an extra secret extra secure filing cabinet in a secret room where they were really kept?Â
an AU of Darth Maul moving to the suburbs, adopting a labradoodle and working as an accountant in an office. Everyone is scared of him because of the face and the spikes and his name literally being Maul meanwhile heâs just trying to be a normal guy
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an AU where Hannibalâs parents changed their mind at the last minute and decided to name him John instead and the series follows him growing up, the audience waiting to see if heâll grow up to be normal
âif youâre so smart, why havenât you figured out how to control the quirkinessâ is like the brain version of âyouâre so lucky to have big boobs, shame about the armpit fatâ
How do I stop my brain from being like this?
Me when people who know me well say positive things about me: "Oh no, this is terrible. They think I'm good. They think I'm smart. I can't keep up this masquerade forever. I'm living a lie! How have I managed to trick everyone!"
Me remembering something mean a kid in primary school said about me over 20 years ago: "this is the canonical gospel truth and a basic immutable fact of the universe"
Ok but can we talk about âPowerful Bagelâ?
Is The Good Place intentionally supposed to be an allegory for the plight of the world's refugees trying to resettle? (I'm just at the start of season 3 now and everything about the past few episodes makes so much more sense when you watch it that way)
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Me: "Ok, so how do I make this noodle chicken satay recipe?"
Recipe: "These noodles changed my life, aligned my chakras and brought me closer to God"
Me: "Ok sounds great but how do I actually-"
Recipe: "Especially with the garlic sauce. I literally swallowed a teaspoon of the garlic sauce and a choir of angels started singing and I achieved true inner peace"
Me: "That's all very nice, now how do I make these hallowed noodles?"
Recipe: "It was as though every moment in my life had been leading up to these noodles and now that I was eating them, everything suddenly made sense. I saw a clear path before me where before there was only darkness"
Me: "OMG WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE $@#! INSTRUCTIONS"
Recipe: "...and now, we begin the instructions. You will need to first mix the holy garlic sauce in a separate bowl with sesame oil, coriander and organic phoenix feathers. Plain garlic will lead only to disappointment and despair"
Me: "I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. Ain't nobody got time for this!"
After 4 episodes of the Gwyneth show I have reached the conclusion that the Goop Lab is just a luxury brand loony bin. The common hoi polloi get sent to the madhouse, the millionaires get sent to the Goop Lab.
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The most impressive communal shitpost Iâve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
Tag yourself Iâm âshallmst we nom?â
god iâm not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics⌠the spirits are trying to communicateâŚ
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, thatâs why youâre not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughterâs room is always cold⌠cold like the deadâŚ
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
Fun fact a scientist who is very not spiritual or superstitious began seeing corner eye hallucinations and feeling intense fear and a presence in his lab around the same time that everyone else in the building was suddenly reporting it haunted.
Determined, he found that the âhauntingsâ stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. Weâve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations â just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because youâre convinced someoneâs in there.
Why?
Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And itâs likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.
Youâll notice itâs always falling apart, dilapidated homes that are âhauntedâ - or very very old restored homes. These places might just be slightly structurally unsound. Thatâs all.
Thatâs infrasound, sounds that are below 20hz, or the limit of normal human hearing. Things that produce infrasound in nature include severe weather, earthquakes, volcanoes, tigers, alligators, rhinoceros; also known as things that can kill people. We developed an evolutionary sense of dread when our brains perceive sounds we cannot hear. The vibrations from infrasound can also vibrate the eye causing visual hallucinations.Â
You know what also causes infrasound? A LOT of machines, especially large industrial ones. Thereâs a reason haunted house stories started popping up in post industrialization. That scientist was Vic Tandy and he wrote about it in a the paper Ghosts in the Machines
âVic Tandy, experimental officer and part-time lecturer in the school of international studies and law at Coventry University, along with Dr. Tony Lawrence of the Universityâs psychology department, wrote in 1998 a paper called âGhosts in the Machineâ for the Journal of the Society for Psychical Research. Their research suggested that an infrasonic signal of 19 Hz might be responsible for some ghost sightings. Tandy was working late one night alone in a supposedly haunted laboratory at Warwick, when he felt very anxious and could detect a grey blob out of the corner of his eye. When Tandy turned to face the grey blob, there was nothing.The following day, Tandy was working on his fencing foil, with the handle held in a vice. Although there was nothing touching it, the blade started to vibrate wildly. Further investigation led Tandy to discover that the extractor fan in the lab was emitting a frequency of 18.98 Hz, very close to the resonant frequency of the eye given as 18 Hz by NASA. This, Tandy conjectured, was why he had seen a ghostly figureâit was, he believed, an optical illusion caused by his eyeballs resonating. The room was exactly half a wavelength in length, and the desk was in the centre, thus causing a standing wave which caused the vibration of the foil.â
The fucking bass subwoofers in stereo systems.
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wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are âmysteriousâ with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those âdiseasesâ
After 26 years on this earth, I have just now realised that what I thought was a mole is actually likely to be a third nipple
