Jan 10, 2021
holy garlic
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holy garlic
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Me: "Ok, so how do I make this noodle chicken satay recipe?"
Recipe: "These noodles changed my life, aligned my chakras and brought me closer to God"
Me: "Ok sounds great but how do I actually-"
Recipe: "Especially with the garlic sauce. I literally swallowed a teaspoon of the garlic sauce and a choir of angels started singing and I achieved true inner peace"
Me: "That's all very nice, now how do I make these hallowed noodles?"
Recipe: "It was as though every moment in my life had been leading up to these noodles and now that I was eating them, everything suddenly made sense. I saw a clear path before me where before there was only darkness"
Me: "OMG WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE $@#! INSTRUCTIONS"
Recipe: "...and now, we begin the instructions. You will need to first mix the holy garlic sauce in a separate bowl with sesame oil, coriander and organic phoenix feathers. Plain garlic will lead only to disappointment and despair"
Me: "I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. Ain't nobody got time for this!"
zoo wee mama are y'all seeing this new format?????? doth thy eyes deceiveth me??