jayquizzle

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

RIP (reeses in pieces)

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

none of them ever did any laundry at all

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

Fuck

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

not to be 55 years old but i love the west wing so much

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think 

would y’all please jUST LOOK AT THIS

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous