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back in my day, we didn’t have twenty one pilots. we had two. wilbur and orville wright. reblog if ur a true 1900’s kid

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid