eat your vegetables

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

people be calling folks zesty a lot these days, brother I need you to call me a faggot‼️‼️‼️‼️

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

Life Could Be Dream

Life Could Be Nightmare

coworkers will have a flavor of soda you didn't know existed