Apex Legends Fan Blog

.Bbq uncle with $700 worth of fireworks

.Alcoholic lesbian

.Sexually confused engineer

.The emo girl from your 8th grade English class

.A human (?)

.A happy robot

.An unhappy robot

Octane: You know what I really need? Hammerpoint

Lifeline: You seriously- I'm gonna go insane, GET A DIFFERENT GUN

Octane: Yo amigo, you know how sometimes you just want to start screaming? Not for any reason you just want to scream?

Caustic: No, I don't, and I would prefer if-

Octane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Master of Deceit

Darkness never truly leaves

Light will not erase

Polished lead will weigh no less

If in a spotlight, placed

Deception may displace their eyes

But only for a moment

The poison drowning out your thoughts

Blóðhundur

A hunter of man

Of old and of new

With knowledge of death

Unshrouded, renewed

A liar, a thief?

Are there tears in your eyes?

You hide in yourself

Behind your disguise

Does your heart lie in pieces?

Did you have one at all?

Do your Gods yearn for blood?

Do you answer their call?

So tell me, dear hunter

For whom do you kill?

For Gods? For glory?

For simply the thrill?

Do you still know yourself,

O hunter of man?

Do you follow the winds?

Do you follow a plan?

Look down on the rivers

Of blood you have spilt

Your soul is too heavy

You’ll drown in your guilt

There is no return

Do you know what youve done?

If life is a game

Take your time

Steady breath

Be sure your aim is true

Don't miss your shot

Your only chance

It's either them or you

Blood is spilt

By all of us

I'm sure you see it too

Runs in stream

Far from home

There's nothing we can do

The end is nigh

For one of us

If only you could see

My aching heart

And tearful eyes

I'll only count to three

It pains me so

I hope you know

I'll always think of thee

Goodbye, my friend

Until my end

Octane gave them an energy drink once and they got zazzed for 30 minutes before vomiting and demanding a nap

Sometimes Artur wants a piece of their food to eat and sometimes Artur wants a piece of their food to chuck across the room. This is a guessing game

They have a very mature taste in food but Kraft mac and cheese and beans is also an option

They have dozens of folk songs committed to memory

It doesn't matter what season or how warm it is, they have to sleep with at least 3 blankets

Snowball fight master

They have a collection of sweaters- both hand made and thrifted

You couldnt pay them to wear shorts

Instead of a purse or messenger bag, they carry half of their belongings in a backpack and the other half in belt pouches and pockets whenever they go out

They love all kinds of fruits and fruit juice

They'll send Artur on missions to steal things from the other legends and see how long it takes them to ask where it went. The other legends just think that Bloodhound is just really good at finding things, but they're actually walking out of the room to grab it out of a pocket and give it back

They have a pair of beat up doc martens as their go to footwear

Summer outfit: Sunglasses, tanktop, light sweater, cargo pants, docs

Octane has a wall of monster cans

Mirage absolutely will not sit in a chair correctly

Lifeline has a vinyl collection and likes to play along to her favorite songs

The Legends like to play a game called "try to stick a magnet to Revenant and hope he doesn't kill you"

Fuse is the god of grilled food and barbeque

Crypto is a plant dad and knows the proper method for watering all the different plants

Bloodhound has a sketchbook where they draw different people and animals. It's rare that they share the drawings, but they're all very well done

Bangalore gets bullied for putting milk before cereal at breakfast

Crypto found out he can run Doom on Pathfinder's chest screem

One of the only times Revenant has felt any positive feelings towards a human was when he saw a little kid dressed up as him at an event

Loba likes high percentage dark chocolates partly out of genuine enjoyment and partly because she knows Octane hates dark chocolate and he won't steal it

Wattson has always wanted a pet hamster but won't get one for fear of it becoming Caustic's lab rat or Revenants afternoon snack

Wraith has RGB led strips in her bedroom

Gibby is always down to help anyone who's feeling anxious or depressed

Fuse tried to make fireworks once, but only succeeded in making a vaguely green tinted bomb

If you're playing recon, USE THE RECON BEACONS! It costs you nothing and really helps with positioning

Speaking of positioning, keep in mind where you are in the ring. Don't wait until the last minute to move, find the best position and take it. Priorities include high ground, cover, buildings, and edges of the ring where it doesn't close far

Get good at all the guns! Try different combos and keep a mid range option open. Even just carrying a 3x or 2-4x optic in your backpack to switch on to an AR or choice can really be a game changer. Combos I wouldn't necessarily recommend would be R99 & shotgun or sniper and 30-30 / G7, keep your range varied

Don't try to use zoning ults like damage ults. Even though Gibby, Bangalore, and Caustic have a high damage potential in their ult, don't count on it. Use the ability to make enemies forfeit favorable positioning or to break them up. These can be particularly useful to third party a squad before they have the chance to heal

MOVEMENT! One of the tricks I use when I have to heal mid fight is to pop a shield battery while sliding down a hill. This allows you to duck out of combat, heal, and reposition for better chance at survival

You dont have to engage. Just because you see enemies doesn't mean you have to fight them. Take into account your teams health, the ring timer, and your position. Sometimes it's better just to let them go

Use the ping system. Especially if you're not using voice chat, ping where you're going, positional suggestions, loot, enemies, ect. Don't peel off and expect them to follow you if you never say where to go

Just because we have a legend who specializes in grenades doesn't mean you can't use them. Stick arc stars to rezzing enemies, block off doors, blow up fox holes, push people out from behind cover, GET CREATIVE

Dont be afraid to swap guns. Of you're having an ammo shortage, or if both your teammates are using the same type of ammo, swap out. I recommend practicing with all of the ARs so that you can use a functionally similar weapon without squabbling over the same type of ammo

If it's safe to go for a rez, pick up your teammates before you loot, it's just polite

If you get thirsted in the middle of a fight, your teammates may need to borrow stuff from your deathbox during the fight. These items should be returned after you get respawned, but it's not a crime if they swap their broken shield for your full one during a battle