Blipslisle

No one told me how these things work been stuck doing laps of this roundabout for 3 hours

aint never catch my ass calling electricians pussies cause here come the third-generation-nepotism electrical apprentices in my dms to tell me how their dad died

Bouncing on all my checks crazy style

Date Night: "Let's Stay Together' Al Green while shooting up heroin till I die

Refered to cumming as, "blowing chunks" and immediately lost my husband

burning tires in the parking lot of this sears(?) inshallah these birds will die

you can train a squirrel to find spent bullets like acorns store them in my backyard let him loose near the military base i got 26 pounds of lead cleaned and melted into shot in two winters and plenty more probably buried someone in my backyard

im selling overclocked kitchenaid mixers with the ground pin sawn off this shit will turn your wife into your mistress

finally this week is over time to fall into a nutty putty k hole

She shrimp on my fried till I rice.

Wearing a suit with a tail buttplug so I can business-in-the-front-party-in-back this holiday season.

Tire swings must be terrifying to other tires. We just hanged one of your old and are playing with its corpse

Prep ass white girls thinking their summer is going crazy cause they are doing blow they bought off some accountant. I'm out here using fent test strips and ignoring the results.