Sahe homeless raccoon

guys hear me out on this one

Cowboy AU

Is this that heated rivalry all of you guys are talking about?

if you haven't seen Clerks this is basically it

Been a big fan of being a Motorcycle Guy in cyberpunk lately (and only slightly jealous that only car drivers gets to have visits from Johnny)

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Be sensitive like you..."

im afraid i can't show the rest of this here...but im big normal about vampire therapist and that cowboy's got me feeling like some kind of perverted freak

I've never stopped living here btw.