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Hi, everyone,

I emailed this out to all of you, but thought it couldn’t hurt to distribute it here as well.

So…because this school loves sending me into spasms of anxious terror, there are currently widespread problems with Canvas where it appears the system has “concluded” (or closed) Canvas shells for classes too early (you may notice our class suddenly listed under “Past Enrollments” on your Canvas account). We are not the only course affected and I, unfortunately, have neither the ability to un-conclude the course shell myself nor faith in UF’s IT department to fix a problem like this quickly enough to be of use to any of us (with grades due mid-day on Monday).

At present, I do not have the ability to edit the Gradebook on Canvas or even enter grades into it. I can, of course, calculate your grades in a spreadsheet on my own computer, but you won’t be able to see them (hopefully UF can get Canvas fixed; if not, I will be sending each of you a grade breakdown as soon as I’m done grading everything). I will still be able to enter grades into UF’s system, so no worries there. Grades will be filed on time. It’s just Canvas that’s presently goofed.

Now, what I don’t know is how this has affects your ability to submit final assignments through the submission portal on Canvas. Just to be safe, please email me your final project documents and files directly rather than trying (and potentially failing) to submit them on Canvas.

So, after discussing this with IT and explaining to them that the last day of classes does not equal the last day of term, our Canvas shell has been reopened (and should remain open).

You may submit your final projects through the Canvas portal now if you would like to, but, because of the glitch (and the potential for future glitches), I am not going to require this. So, emailing me your project files OR submitting through Canvas (or both) is just fine, so long as everything is in on time.

1. A dark fairy tale as a metaphor for the effects of war on children, set in the midst of the Spanish Civil War 2. A superhero movie that features a war between mankind and magical creatures 3. An action movie where the heroes have to share their minds and bond emotionally so they can punch aliens from the sea better. Also Charlie Day is a scientist. 4. Basically what would happen if all three Bronte sisters got hammered and wrote a book with Lord Byron. and 5. An adorable woman falls in love with a fish man. Not a merman. A FISH MAN.