The World From My Perspective

sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I am going to be in 4 years, I don’t have 2020 vision

sahara desert (desert desert)

soviet union (union union)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog