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And then it does. I’ve fallen asleep reading fanfic with my phone in my hands more times than I can count 🤷🏻‍♀️

Never change, Dustin Henderson.

Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.

england is literally throwing a celebration for their killer clown rn what are y'all talking about

England also did actually have the killer clown craze too! I don’t know if any of them actually killed but I know people were arrested for dressing up as clowns and jumping out w weapons or some shit like that.

No actual deaths by clown, and the craze died away after a few weeks, but we did have a lot of idiots lurking around with make-up and knives for a while, trying to look creepy, scarring children for life and annoying all the actual clowns I know. One showed up in the alley next to my house, so, given that our neighbourhood is about eighty percent elderly people, I took to doing nightly clown patrols for a while (literally just doing a circuit of the neighbour, with intent to explain why giving people actual heart attacks isn’t funny). It was only later that I realised I had been doing so in my cute bat hoody, with the wings and pointed ears, and that dressing up as a bat to hunt for evil clowns was perhaps not the sanest use of my time.

Not me an American reading this thinking about the “killer clown phase” referring to Trump being in office until I remembered there was actually a point in time where people were dressing up as clowns and coming out of the woods scaring people. There’s just too much shit to keep up with over here. God help me and my 32 yr old self.

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

Just shoot me and get it over with you sick bastard

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel