you'll dance to anything

wow I loveeeeeeeeeee my man

oh to be wearing a dark suit with a big flowy cape sliding down the railing of an ornate victorian staircase in my gothic mansion singing an absolutely evil song

*develops a crush on you. but like. evilly, of course.*

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

The Princess Bride

Holy shit

Guys, this is megamind

if you’re reading this I just want you to know I am microwaving your blog

thanks honey <3